vampires suck

the most awesome movie out! makes twilight look like crap! if you haven't seen it your missing out!

person 1: you want to see twilight?

person 2: are you crazy vampires suck is way better!

by lrn_strn15 September 6, 2010

Vampire

It all started witch Vlad Tepes(Vlad Dracul) who made up strict laws,punished with impaling,if ever broken.The merchants and outsiders that used to trade within Transylvania,the transylvanian saxons especially,made up stories while not being at home,about how cruel the current leader is,naming him Dracula,meaning more or less Dragon.His father earned the title Dracul for bravery,and recieved an amulet depicting a snake biting his tail in a circle.Transylvania(currently in Romania;))was a pretty exotic place for western europeans,so Bram Stoker used these rumors to create a story witch remains even now famous to the extreme.Sadly people these days are trying to create an alternative image regarding vampires...witch results in an epic FAIL!

twilight fan-listen dude you just goota check this vampire shit out!
original dracula fan-sorry dude.while your gay twilight actors are being manipulated to brainwash teenagers from alover the world,bela lugosi is actually as we speak drinking the blood of hundreds of people to sustain his everlasting lifeforce,and ruling the world behind the shadow....ok i'm just joking.
twilight fan-omg you're like so right...i'm gonna go burn all my twilight collectibles now,bye.

by DeadHashbrother August 27, 2010

Vampire

Possibly the coolest thing ever. Not those faggy twilight vampires, I'm talking about fucking badass ones that suck blood, not cocks. Which is weird, because vampires are so fucking awesome, that its okay for men to go gay for them. Evidently, the people who kill vampires are just as cool. Just look at the Belmonts from Castlevania.

When pirates and ninjas face off, vampires win.

Vampires don't need a fucking example.

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 4, 2010

Vampire fudge cake

Wait 'til your girlfriend is on her period, and feed her nothing but fudge for three days, forcing her to hold any shits in. When the three days are up, make her squat above your open mouth, then have her release a mixture of period-blood and the fudgey goodness that is now her shit into your mouth.

Reece: Have you started your period yet?

Abi: Yes. Why?

Reece: Because I want a vampire fudge cake, you fucking whore.

by Roflpopz McToe December 15, 2010

vertical vampire

Someone who gives incredibly long straight hickeys upon the neck.

Megan's boyfriend must be a vertical vampire!

by Jenny November 11, 2004

The Vampire Illuminati

This is when you do "The Illuminati", but instead of just watching your cum drip out, you literally suck it out of their slit throat.

I'm thirsty, so I think I'm going to give this girl a Vampire Illuminati.

by Jedi Magknights January 17, 2005

vampire

One who lives his or her life during the night. Most vampires have no morals, and no respect for higher authority. They thrive on having multiple partners and eat out frequently.

You're at a party when all of a sudden your homeboy shows up with a couple of chicks you have never met. "Damn... look who just showed up fuckin' vampire-boy."

by Jonathan Watkins September 2, 2005