two birds one stone

a girl sucks two guys dicks at once

Nick: how was it?

Chris: she has a big mouth she "two birds one stoned" me and my friend.

by the itty bitty tittie comity September 29, 2011

Two in the bush

When two rather slutty girls are sucking a male genital which is unkempt, in that it is full of hair.

Friend 1: "Dude last night I was laying in my bed anticipating on shaving my unkempt cack n balls, when 2 girls out of no where jumped on and administered two in the bush."
Friend 2: " Dude that shit is nasty bro."

by Zayin is just sayin February 24, 2011

two in the pink, one in the stink

bowling a girl, basically.

what a raving whore. I was totally all two in the pink, one in the stink.

by neu December 9, 2003

two's up

two's up is the act of slipping one in a lady friend whilst your friend does the same on another orifice

i know it's a sunday but there's two's up on the cards... let's GO!

by nick williams January 13, 2009

Two and a Half men

One of the best shows on T.V.

"two and a half men is the best show ever!"-Fan

by Michael Jackson's brother. August 24, 2009

two girls one finger

A disgusting video following the same type of principle as "Two Girls One Cup". Involves two asians, nude, involved in sexual acts but at the same time making each other throw up on each other, eating it, etc. Also involves fecal matter being eaten.

"My girlfriend showed me two girls one finger, and I nearly threw up."

by Fox221 December 31, 2007

Two Bob

A bob is slang for a British shilling. Two-bob means two shillings. There are twelve shillings in a pound. "Two bob" typically precedes an insult where you are essentially saying the person is worthless.

"Get back inside, you've got nothing on, now mind your bleedin' own you two bob cunt!"

by 10iron February 3, 2019