Michael Triggered

When you get triggered at ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, even when people are clearly be sarcastic.

Mychail is Michael Triggered right now, so DO NOT speak to the weeb.

by Michael Triggered May 11, 2018

dip trudge

the bit of poop that remains in the toilet bowl for days after the initial poop was taken.

josh, you left another dip trudge in the toilet.

by brandlin May 13, 2018

Ancestrally triggered

When your DNA becomes activated from inherited trauma that was encoded into your ancestors DNA during events they’ve experienced.

The ocean scares me because my ancestors saw another of their brethren fall into the ocean; therefore I now am ancestrally triggered.

by The Tandems August 10, 2020

Tasmanian Trident

Fingering technique used either on yourself, mother or sister. You use your thumb, middle finger, and pinky to penetrate your vagina, gooch, and asshole. (similar to the shocker)

"Mum took a Tasmanian Trident like a pro last night. Sister was ever so jealous"

by CTJR August 11, 2020

Verbal Trigger Defense

The defense wherein disagreeing in it, the sayer proves a point and the disagreer only makes it harder for themself. It's sometimes justified in order for the disagreer to expose any horrible truths.

Robert: "How come the system is like this? Please answer me right now. Why do I have to pay this much student loans? Is this corrupt."

Businessman: "No, this is not corrupt in the slightest and your opinion is wrong. A Verbal Trigger Defense won't help you in the slightest. Yes, everyone knows we're corrupt now but you still have to pay jack you filthy oaf."

by Leidgima-Bawelson September 10, 2020

ranboos_trident

Someone who simped for their cousin 🤨but ig they’re cool

ranboos_trident is awesome 😍👍

by shahauahau August 25, 2021

Academic Triage

Studying one or two subjects in school more than others because of personal preference or just not caring about them.

I’m not studying Latin right now, it’s a sort of Academic Triage.

by Lifel1k3 April 2, 2022