toast your buns

To have sex

I want to toast your buns later.

by Oates March 07, 2014

toast of the town syndrome

Ultra-rare occurence of being exceedingly charming, while at the same time being blindingly drunk. Gives sufferers the ability to get away with behavior that would otherwise be considered socially retarded.

Those three hot drunk guys must have toast of the town syndrome.

by TC October 01, 2003

toasted almond crunch

During dirty anal intercourse, the male pulls out his penis, fecal chunks and all, and proceeds to slap his partner across his or her face with his fecal covered penis, giving the appearance of hastly eating a toasted almond crunch ice cream bar.

John: "That dude over there eats like an animal. Look at the crap on his face."

Peter: "Either that, or someone gave him a Toasted Almond Crunch."

John: "Eww... nasty."

by Carmo September 27, 2006

Grundle Toast

When the area between the testes, and the anus is moist yet dry and appears to be crunchy.

Lets have some grundle toast.

by Someone Horrible October 09, 2008

coma-toast

what happens when you smoke too much good weed.

"ha ha dude, i smoked so much weed last night my brain was coma-toast

by the real max power February 10, 2010

buttered toast

Its when you put period blood on toast and eat it. Period blood is called butter because it kinda smells like butter.

As a dare my friend ate buttered toast, it was so hilarious!

by groddie shit June 02, 2007

chipped beef on toast

1. dried beef mixed with gravy and served on toast as a breakfast entree.

2. one of more pleasant smelling variety of fart.

3. sometimes referred to as S.O.S or shit on a shingle.

I had chipped beef on toast for breakfast and my farts smelled tasty all day long!

by Herman Fowler January 14, 2003