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Greasy weasel

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023
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Greasy weasel

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023
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Pop Goes the Weasel

When a girl sticks her tongue into the opening a an uncircumcised males penis and swirls her tongue around until he becomes erect.
My girl was playing pop goes the weasel with me the other night before we had sex.
by dhfatty June 18, 2024
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Weasel

A man that doesn't go down on women.
Walker wouldn't go down on me. He's such a weasel.
by Zan de bonz July 8, 2024
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Bush Weasel

Noun: A derivative of the term bush pig, a bush weasel is a skinny, ugly, and weasel-like bitch. Skinny enough to get laid, ugly enough to never be claimed by any man.
Trae: Yo, did you see Steve’s new lady?
Brad: Yeah, that bitch is a straight bush weasel.
by mikecoxhuge August 3, 2024
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Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel

The Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel Is small creature for that moves from female to female, often stealthily-violating them. The pervert weasel is drawn to threads of material specifically from the knickers being warn at the time. The Weasel whilst very driven is known to be reckless in its frenzied pursuit and will often accidentally nip and take a pube instead. Shocked and caught in the act. The Weasel will retreat back to its hide and use the pubes to pad out its filthy nest.

A term coined by Jmole based on real life pervert Harribo
Svetlana "owww what the hell was that? Something bit me"
Vlad " I saw it scurry away.... it was a damn Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel"

Ukrainian Pevert-Weasel
by Scandi-seeker May 9, 2025
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Weasel wash

The act of washing your weiner in a sink
Man that thing stinks give it weasel wash
by Icey_dog5 June 10, 2025
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