Bird/chair

Bird/chair the most perfect human being on earth, Perfect in every way. Their personality is amazing <3 Best person you could ask for!

Have you heard about bird/chair?
Person 1: Oh that perfect person?
Person 2: they are amazing

by Yamslver June 10, 2021

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Upside Down Chair Mask

A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.

Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."

by Piicasso March 1, 2012

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Chair rocker

a hoe.

Stacy is such a chair rocker

by @_waldo_2 December 14, 2019

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The Jizz Chair

That one chair at the back of the class that's covered in white liquid (probably jizz)

Hey man, go sit on the jizz chair

by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022

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secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.

My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!

by Cockgobblin69 April 17, 2016

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