george beard

George is 1 of the main 2 charcters in the captain underpants series

George Beard is the one on the right with the flat top and the tie and harold hutchins is the one on the left with the bad hair cut.

by CaptainUnderpants fan June 17, 2021

Bearded Cyclops

Overly hairy and neglected looking vagina.

I went to chow down on the bearded Cyclops between the legs of a homeless cougar last night but couldn’t go through with it after I noticed she had crabs.

by dognuts August 31, 2023

Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.

He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.

by Grumpy bear 69 May 8, 2020

beard moisturizer

Female natural juices to make sure the beard is nourished and growing

She rode his face to give him the beard moisturizer he needed

by KingTrice June 13, 2017

Puke Beard

Residual vomit that stays in one's facial hair after puking.

I didn't kiss him because I realized he had a smelly puke beard from last night.

by lemonchowder August 12, 2014

beard marriage

A marriage in which a woman marries a gay man to provide a cover for his homosexuality

Trent: oh yeah i love my wife aha aha

brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother

by streamcatvideosonline February 19, 2022

beard smacker

When a man who has never groomed his genital hair jacks off.

Godamnit, our 40yr. old virgin of a son is such a beard smacker.

by EafFish18 August 6, 2017