Simp

A simp is a bloke who loves a chick so hard he'll ditch all his mates for her, even though she ain't puttin' out.

Ole mate won't come party tonight cuz he's too busy simping over that cross legged hoe..

by VeganSausage December 15, 2020

Simp

A hopeless man with no chance of someone, he dreams of her but in reality she’s thinking of his best friend. He will never experience the feeling of how it is to be loved.

Person 1: hey, i really like her, but i know she likes someone else
Person 2: you’re such a simp

by 𓂸 February 19, 2020

Simp

To spend excessive time with a girl that will never love you.

Someone who’s in denial, excessively persistent over someone who’s not worth it

Person 1-That girl is not worth your energy,

Bart- It’s not like that
Person 1- you will catch feelings
Bart- No I won’t

Person 1- Don’t be a simp

by Spaiid June 4, 2020

simp

Guy named Limun who is trash at games and likes e-girls.

-Let's play League of Legends.

-Nah, ur such a simp

by John Cake July 23, 2020

Simp

An overused word that losers use to define men/women who spend a large amount of time or money on someone they like.

Dude you're a simp, you just gave her 5 bucks. You're such a loser

by Box Of Cereal August 10, 2020

simp

A loser 'nice guy' that knows he's getting catfished but is so desperate for attention from a (fake) pretty girl that he refuses to see all the blatantly obvious signs. He'll literally still shell out hundreds of dollars for her approval even though she's not even a real person.

A: Lmao this Alex kid is so desperate for 'female' attention that he bought me a $60 video game AND a Nintendo Switch. This was after he expressed concerns that I wasn't even a real person.

K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.

by Short and Stubby Alex August 7, 2020

Simp

A simp is typically named John, john tends to put bros to the side and ditch the boys on Saturdays to hang out with his girl, her name is typically abby.

Simp: a boy that puts a girl before da bois

by Thetruthandnothingbutthetruth- August 3, 2020