Wipey Puss

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.

Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!

by johnnies245 August 17, 2017

Hickey puss

When person is giving head, sucks the clit so hard that it swells up leaving a bruise.

Jerome came over and gave me such bad hickey puss that I haven't been able to pee right in a week!

by Whiskeychadsss January 7, 2018

puss plug

A tampon

It's that time of month. She needs a puss plug.

by Lolselmo July 1, 2023

Winnie The Puss

A sex act in which you dig your bare hand into a woman's vagina then eat the fluids from it, much like how Pooh eats honey from the pot.

The wife wanted to try something new in bed, so I pulled a Winnie The Puss

by KingFlounder587 June 24, 2024

Puss

Slang for an octopus. Although it can be used for any member of the class Cephalopoda with an appropraite modifier e.g:
Squid = Long puss
Nautilus = Shelled puss
Ammonite = Rock puss

"Dude we are eating tonight I just got a puss from the fish monger, cheap as well"
"I can't wait to eat some puss tonight, its gonna taste so good"
"The spanish have the best puss, they just know how to prepare it"

by InvertebrateLover69 December 23, 2023

Puss-Pop

Genre of pop music that gives the listener pleasure in the same way that popping a zit would. Somewhere between an unhealthy obsession and unparalleled decadence.

Sean: Hey, what’re you listening to?
Sam: ‘Good Girls Go Bad’ by Cobra Starship and Leighton Meester
Sean: Nice! That’s classic Puss-Pop. Cue up some 3OH!3 next.

by Scottie Rain January 19, 2023

City Puss

One who is afraid of a good time. Often times this person resides in the burbs. Cannot accomplish tasks like someone who lives in the city can. A simple combination of the word city and being a pussy.

My good friend, Mike, is such a City Puss.

by hitler's nutshut August 1, 2024