J-Hag

A haggard jewish woman angry at life, who couldn't get a date on jdate.com even if she offered to pay for dinner. Has the voice of a man. The figure of a jewish yenta. Yearns for any kosher sausage that looks at her. She lives to make everyone else's life miserable. Even if she settled for some non-kosher pork, no she'd still be rejected.

Most common j-hag name: Sigalle

me: Isn't Sigalle is such a huge "J-Hag"?

you: Yeah, i hate that "J-hag".

by Manashevitz September 9, 2010

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J-Fish

1.) Someone who frequently chilli dogs others.
2.) Someone who obseses over shit-on-tits

Redos: Dude check out brandon cock-blocking chris.
Redos: Hes a shit humper.
Bronson: Ya man what fucking J-Fish.
Past Tense: Larry: Man i toatlly got shit on today.
Larry: Its all over me.
Steve: Look at the bright side at least you werent J-Fished.

by C.Bronson May 16, 2008

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J-TUBE

a but tube designed to insert a gerbal so that said gerbal can play in said tube... in said rectum.

"this gerbal is like sooo loving the j-tube that's up my ass.. i can't wait till it crawls all the way up and finds Paris Hilton" - Kenny

by your gay boyfriends cock November 17, 2010

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J Ron

An insult to someone who inflates prices in a fashion of a lil bitch

Person: "Hey, you got those pencil eraser caps? Pretty sure they're 10 cents, right?"
Shopowner: "Nah, I be raising it to 12 cents B."
Person: "Hell naw you J Ron, go fuck a duck!"

by Borris Gamp October 8, 2018

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