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goon cave

A poorly maintained, cluttered room/living quarter where a goon/gooner spends most of his time mainly endulging in activities such as watching porn and mastrubating. A goon cave inhabitant is an individual with poor hygiene and social skills wich the state of his disgusting goon cave tends to reflect.
Darnell: Ayo Jimmy was supposed to join us on this here fishing trip. But ever since he got internet he don't leave his goon cave no more!

Cletus: Yep.. Ol' Jimmy has no valuable life skills, just 'turbatin and watchin porn all day every day up yonder in that

smelly goon cave of his.

Darnell: yup.. lord have mercy.
by Sundown 6 April 30, 2024
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Cave spirits

I can see the cave spirits dripping out of your ass
by BekalaKisses August 9, 2020
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cave eating

when a cave diver is hungry and is stuck in a crack, hole, ant nest, est
they start eating the damn thing
by GO EAT YOUR CHEESE CAKE March 1, 2025
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Vape Cave

When one puts a blanket over their head to block airflow in order to do cool vape tricks.
“Yo wanna get under the vape cave? I want to show you my ghost”
by misss910 February 21, 2024
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go back to your cave

(originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)

a nicer (or more offensive depending on the situation) of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"
a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet. Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower
by Sexydimma April 28, 2013
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go back to your cave

a phrase meaning "shut up and don't talk to me right now"
a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet.
by Sexydimma April 7, 2013
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cave wave

"Yo, I love that cave wave song in gtag"
by Silly Monke April 14, 2023
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