Tape Worm

I'm a producer and improver! I'm producing eggs and improving MY life with YOUR shit.

Hym "Don't be a tape worm! Join Jordan Peterson's 'Hustler's Academy'- Er, I mean, Andrew Tate's -Mikhaila Academy-- Er, I mean, join him in his coalition to silence and mind control dissidents so you can steal their shit and use it to shit out more of yourself."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

lookin for a worm weight

doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing

You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.

by the hornet76 January 4, 2021

Tit worm

Where a man fingers between a woman's tits for hours until he bleeds, pretending the blood is cum.

The man came into the ER after doing the tit worm for 4 hours.

by Ushshshe November 26, 2024

Beep Beep Worm

A worm that just so happens to beep.

Bro I saw a beep beep worm today! He was beeping at me!

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker January 8, 2022

worm handle

A) to refer to ones own or another phallic member

B) to refer to a grasp relatable to one you would use to masturbate

A) tod has a huge worm handle

B) don’t hold the baseball bat too tight or too soft, give it a good worm handle

by Stink boy September 25, 2020

Smooth worm

When you ACCIDENTALLY find wormies in your smootheeeeeee. PLSSSSS- anyways chile stream queen doja cat!!!!!

woom smoothie (.) smooth worm

by Youoyo March 17, 2021

Sweat out the Worm

When you feel like shit the day after binge drinking tequila, so you go hard af at the gym to sweat that shit out.

Did Ali not come home after partying last night?

Oh, he went to the gym this morning to Sweat out the Worm.

by Ugur Daddy April 13, 2022