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Tank Ass

A fat angry man who has the same body composition of, and design as an M1A1 Abrams battle tank. Except without workable treads. Has sat on the same pillow for the past ten years, contact will cause pink eye.

Spends his time eating mostly TV dinners and small children.
Josh Fien is a Tank Ass.
by The Truth Hurts Fien February 12, 2010
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tanksexual

A person who sexually identifies as a tank it can be any kind of tank
I am a tanksexual I identify as a tiger maus and I enjoy prowling around in swamps, fields, forests, and etc looking for communist Soviets to destroy
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After Thanksgiving

An After Thanksgiving is when you have Thanksgiving meals repeatedly after Thanksgiving until all the left over are gone. This is due to the fact that most parents are lazy and don’t want to cook when there are perfectly edible leftovers in the fridge. This is also the reason why Thanksgiving comes once every year, unless, of course if you’re homeless.
This is a common scenario of an After Thanksgiving

Eli “Mom, what’s for breakfast?”

Mom “Eggs, sausage, biscuits and cranberry sauce!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”

Mom “I made turkey sandwiches!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”

Mom “ Mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing and some turkey strips!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for desert?”

Mom “Pumpkin pie smothered in - ELI! GET THAT GUN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!
by eli130 November 26, 2009
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thanku

A super hip way to say thank you, usually used on twitter.
"hey bro you look fresh today"
"thanku"
by ruthies April 4, 2015
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go into the tank

I hope the Buccaneers don't go into the tank again this year.
by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005
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Tank Rush

Ancient term that had it's hay-day during the C & C era. Zerg Rush has replaced it entirely.

Building a huge number of units(tanks being the most powerful) and sending them blindly toward the enemy.
"That lamer just Tank Rushed me"
by fourtimesasec January 15, 2004
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Thankenstein

When you want to find that special way to personally thank someone. You have to walk like Frankenstein with your hand out repeating "thankenstein... thankenstein" ... Thanking them for services provided.
MattyMetro: Chuck can Shawn Phase move back into our apt?
Chuck: Yeah ok that sounds permissable.
MattyMetro: Thankenstein... Thankenstein...
by MattyMetro September 4, 2006
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