tempistol

(v) When something is so dumbly stupid you raise your index finger to your temple, with your thumb outstretched, and make a "pgweeeeeuuuw" sound.

Derived from the words 'temple' and 'pistol', this word appears to have first originated among software engineers in Cape Town, South Africa.

When he sees this I'm sure he will tempistol himself.

You must be having a rough day, you've been tempistoling yourself all day.

She tempistolled herself. Turned. And walked away.

by The Wald September 18, 2013

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tamped down

To reduce one's Facebook profile. To live instead in reality, (face to face or voice to voice) with people in real life.

She tamped down her Facebook so few pictures showed to anyone, friends or public and no timeline posts were shared. One had to contact her directly after she tamped down her Facebook to know what was going on in her life.

by Keeks95060 December 2, 2013

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tempath

someone who is so distracted as to feel you for only a moment and subsequently forgets and moves on to other things.

"That chick said she knew where my heart lies and then walked away... what a f**king tempath!"

by ZiGZaG April 26, 2014

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Temp agency girlfriend

Noun. A girlfriend who for either personal, religious or other reasons, will not have sex with you, but continues to go out on dates. As in "at a temp agency, you have a job, just no benefits. Temp agency girlfriend you have a girlfriend, just no benefits."

John- "hey man, you still dating Nikki-no-sex?"
Mike- "no, I dumped her over email."
John- "yeah, about time you dumped your temp agency girlfriend."

by Edward C. Microwagious May 9, 2014

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