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Tax

(verb) to charge someone extra in order to make a flip. typically used as drug and trapping lingo.
I had to tax him on that dub or else I wouldn't of made a profit.
by MrCoronaEnthusiastVirus April 10, 2020
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Fanum Tax

When a person decides to steal a different person's food.
Stop fanum taxing my food!
by skibdi sigma July 15, 2024
mugGet the Fanum Taxmug.

Teko tax

When doing a deal at someone's place or on or in there property, or in there plain sight. A percentage is paid to them.
by Keaido November 16, 2018
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Clout Tax

An additional fee added to any good or service based on how popular it is on social media
Yo that tattoo artist is costing you $3000 for a thigh piece. you're deffo paying clout tax
by rmpl4sskn June 14, 2023
mugGet the Clout Taxmug.

Stupidity Tax

The cost to fix an error that was easily avoidable, often costs such as parking of postage incurred when forgetting to make a purchase at a more convenient time or with sufficient foresight.
Example 1: I forgot to put the beer on the shop, so I'm gonna have to order it by itself and pay the stupidity tax.
Example 2: I forgot to get her present last week so now I'm gonna have to pay the stupidity tax to get it next day delivered.
by Ragaja October 12, 2018
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Tax Back to Reality

A modification of "Snap Back to Reality" that is used as an insult or catchphrase.
(It is intended to start conversations like it's related term "So, taxes".)
by TaxPayer1 March 14, 2024
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