tain't

The stretch of skin joining two legs.

Tain't pink and tain't stink.

by Steve Savoy December 28, 2005

riddle taint

1.)also the combination off asshole and dick head if you attend embry-riddle
2.)The act of flipping a collar up if youre wearing a pink shirt and wearing giant horse googles from a stupid flying movie as sun glasses,
3.)sweater vest

"Im sucha riddle taint!..im from upstate NY where the real gangsters live so we all have to wear our easter egg gang color shirts and flip up our collars in my new convertable and go drive to a laguna beach party!"

by riddle rectum September 24, 2005

taint thinner

one who licks taints

i.e. Andy Bond

see grundle brush

by Senor Badass March 27, 2004

tainte

Vagina

I love your moms tainte

by TSx3_Carbon July 19, 2016

Taint Bandit

the small monster that comes to steel your taint in the night using his magical sheers. Many would hear a taint bandit from its distinctive call of EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!

Cousin of the Grundel Monster.

I have no taint, the Taint Bandit came in the middle of the night and snatched it up.

by KanoMac October 23, 2009

taint patch

A small patch of hair configured similar to a soul patch, below one's genitals, usually on the 'taint' region.

"I tried something new, instead of the usual landing strip, I switched the side, and shaved in a taint patch.

by phalic overide September 27, 2011

Taint Spanker

When one always has the urge to play with himself because he doesn't get any action

dont be a fucking "taint spanker" and come buck these girls in the ass with me

by Master of Taint November 29, 2011