Talking Awsome 

A mocking expression said when you are confused because someone is talking in a complicated way or about a complicated subject. Usually said in the middle of the speech, conversation etc.

History Teacher : "Rose, as other neo-Foucaudian theorists of governance, stakes out a position of inventive ... "
John to his classmate : "This man .. Is talking awsome !"

Talking Awsome by TehPharaoh July 18, 2009

taking a nash 

Defecating.
To have a bowel movement.

Man, I have to take a nash right away!
Be right there after I am done taking a nash.

taking a nash by AuroraO September 27, 2010

Talking Pineapple 

A girl who has a large "poof" in their hair, and it makes their head look like a pineapple. For example: Snooki

Snooki: You fuckin jerk off!
Vinny: At least I'm not a talking pineapple!

Talking Pineapple by SnookiSucks March 3, 2011

taking a night class 

an increasingly accepted social euphemism for having an evening set aside each week for strip club visits. Usually this refers to habitually going to one specific night club, but the term still applies for trips to multiple spots, provided the visits are made on the same evening each week.

Jill: I was worried that my boyfriend, Pat, was hanging with the wrong crowd and getting into the wrong things. Thank goodness he's taking a night class!

Pam: Uh, Jill...

Jill: I mean, his friends these days are just going nowhere, at least now he's doing something productive. Odd that they accept payments weekly for the course.

Pam: Jill...

Jill: And always only in single dollar bill denominations.

Pam: Jill...

taking a night class by Dartz02 March 26, 2011

Taking a trip to the garage 

As teenagers, sneaking out of the house and going to the garage to smoke some pot.

Their parents didn't know it, but their teenager was taking a trip to the garage in the middle of the night to smoke a bowl.

Taking a trip to the garage by red27 July 31, 2011

Taking a Bailey 

The action of "Taking a Bailey" is when you have one of those days where you decide "fuck it, I don't care, i'm not working today." (Must be occasional, do not overuse).

"Ugh, I'm tired, I'm stressed, I'm taking a Bailey today. Maybe I will work tomorrow."

Taking a Bailey by baileyyyyyyygurl October 15, 2012

taking the bend 

To engage in unwanted sexual intercourse, but not so unwanted that it's rape.

Prostitute: "Looks like I'm taking the bend again tonight."

taking the bend by thebeardedblacksmith February 3, 2013