Counting Goats

The scientific art of counting goats, instead of sheep to increase sleep quality and an increased likelihood for achieving nocturnal emissions.

Kylie, wake up. You are counting goats in your sleep again.

Leave me alone Ben, I was having the best dream ever.

by C U Nxt Tuesday January 12, 2021

awkward goat

Awkward goat is basically a awkward human who owns a dog that looks like a goat. There is a whole cult of awkward goats on the gram. And mama goat of the cult is Divija bhasin. All hail the mama goat!

Mann, that chick was a total awkward goat.

by Sanjumehta November 26, 2021

Goats on a roof

The act of several (usually three) really hairy women nibbling on a man's hair while he's lying on his stomach.

Jimbo's bar friends followed him home to witness his lady neighbors role play goats on a roof.

by Da Duffster September 16, 2016

Cricket Goat

Abraham Benjamin Devillers

ABD is cricket goat

by nitin_10 May 27, 2021

Checkered goat

A person who is the greatest of all time but has many sides to them

Have you heard of John?

Yeah he's a checkered goat

by Tsquid December 10, 2016

Goats Up

Goats up is a term used describe raising the consciousness of others. Also describes taking an audience on a mental goose chase.

The crowd at Austin City Limits met the Minnesota chapter of Goats Up and got woke.

by Goat leader October 4, 2018

dairy goat

A high class cougar who is slumming it. (English accent)

"Don't be such a dairy goat, darling."

by ChelleShay October 3, 2016