Washing Machine Heart

A song that talks about never being enough “I know who you pretend I am”

Letting people use you, basically a people pleaser.

“Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart” A heart that trys to people please

by ieatpatrickbateman May 5, 2023

ball washing bastard

Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.

That lawyer my exwife has is a ball washing bastard.

by jimmybomm January 14, 2021

Ohio washing machine

When a corn fed ohio man bends a little Oklahoma boy over a urinal and takes him to pound town

Did you hear Asta gave Jef the old ohio washing machine

by Nitemare6969 October 25, 2022

Kielbasa car wash

When a person walks on their knees between two rows of men all of whom are helicoptering their penises, slapping her in the face as she goes by, similar to the wash cycle of a car wash.

The couple thoroughly enjoyed witnessing the kielbasa car wash while on vacation.

by UndercoverKR July 11, 2021

tiajuana car wash

It is a Drinking Game were you slide a person down table. As they are being slid people pour thier beers and such on the person. At the end of said table a lady pours 2 bottles of tequilia down the person's throat. At the end of this the person can barely walk or talk.

Man: I just got the Tiajuana Car Wash
Woman: Yea how many Fingers am i holding up?
Man: pukes

by DamionF April 7, 2008

washing machine theory

A premise or hypothesis that nobody understands, yet it is complex or ridiculous enough that nobody is willing to admit that they don't understand.
Other things have been called washing machine theories, but a washing machine theory is just a catch-all. A way to sound like you know what you're talking about.

Sarah Palin's plan to save the economy? Obamacare? Why does everything sound like a washing machine theory?

by Gern B. Blanston April 17, 2011

Hillbilly Car-wash

The act of opening a water bottle and pouring it out on the side of the car to wash the mud and dirt off while driving down the road. Usually takes more than one water bottle to do the job. Can also be a productive use for water or flavored water that has a horrible taste.

Man me and Billy were out of change for the car-wash so we just used an old water bottle in his car and pulled a Hillbilly Car-wash.

by Speedoman! October 12, 2009