A very dope little town in PG County, Maryland under 5 miles from the D.C. border. Technically a part of Hyattsville but has its own government and police force who mostly drive around trying to find kids smoking weed. A Whole Foods just opened right by UP and a lot of residents are very health conscious. Trees everywhere, a creek running through the woods, nice single family houses, peaceful vibe. Everyone looks out for each other. Has become very expensive though. Most people commute to DC for their government jobs, are professors at UMD, or retired. A place where families cooexist with intellectuals, pretentious soccer moms driving Mercedes and aging hippies. Its sandwhiched between Hyattsville proper and College Park. Teens are always drunk. Always a good time to throw down in UP.
"Where are you from?"
"PG County."
"Oh shit...isnt it like really ghetto there?"
"Nah man, I live in University Park."
"Oh word."
"PG County."
"Oh shit...isnt it like really ghetto there?"
"Nah man, I live in University Park."
"Oh word."
by earthlingsforchange September 9, 2018
Get the University Parkmug. by ILoveGrantPark91 January 5, 2011
Get the Grant Parkmug. -An alternate name for handicap parking spots
-A really bad attempt at parallel parking that results in your vehicle facing the wrong direction, being on a sidewalk, hitting another car etc.
-A really bad attempt at parallel parking that results in your vehicle facing the wrong direction, being on a sidewalk, hitting another car etc.
Girl: "Oh look, there's a spot right near the entrance"
Guy: "No, wait...damn thats another paralyzed parking spot!"
Guy 1: "Park right between those two cars"
Guy 2: "I dunno if there's room..."
(attempt to parallel park is made, car ends up with right rear tire up on curb)
Guy 1: "Nice paralyzed parking there, moron"
Guy: "No, wait...damn thats another paralyzed parking spot!"
Guy 1: "Park right between those two cars"
Guy 2: "I dunno if there's room..."
(attempt to parallel park is made, car ends up with right rear tire up on curb)
Guy 1: "Nice paralyzed parking there, moron"
by NliquidINraverA February 17, 2009
Get the paralyzed parkingmug. Hadrian park is known for being hard as fuck with in combo with battle hill and have the boys in like Bailey storey,Jamie lamb,Dan savage and mostly the hardest ever Tyler rice
by StoreyDog May 6, 2019
Get the Hadrian parkmug. A toxic show with an equally toxic fandom in which fans no longer watch the show for its content, but to ship characters and see whether their ship will sink or sail.
According to fan logic, every character is either secretly gay or bisexual, or at least sexually starved for the first character they interact with for 5 seconds in an episode. The boys are all also cute bishounen (especially Kyle, who is the most bishi of them all), and all the girls should be portrayed by Instagram models in a live action film. Also, god forbid you say Kyle and Heidi should not be together, as Kyle is so pure and incorruptible that he deserves Heidi who can also do no wrong (note my sarcasm). They “deserve each other” for the sake of giving both characters a relationship and both are victims of Cartman’s abuse. Wendy is also a man-hating, straw feminist and complete trash, according to most Style (Stan and Kyle) fans, as she gets in the way of every fangirls gay fantasies. Oh, and Tweek and Craig were always totally gay for each other. It was never forced, and Kenny is a pansexual who low-key has the hots for Butters (who is secretly a trans gay person).
And if you ever disagree with the above headcanons and logic, then you are just a hater with too much sand in your vagina.
Note that most of these fans are obsessive INFP fangirls who love cosplay and secretly masturbate to erotic fan fiction about 10 year olds they have sexualized and “aged up” at their own convenience.
According to fan logic, every character is either secretly gay or bisexual, or at least sexually starved for the first character they interact with for 5 seconds in an episode. The boys are all also cute bishounen (especially Kyle, who is the most bishi of them all), and all the girls should be portrayed by Instagram models in a live action film. Also, god forbid you say Kyle and Heidi should not be together, as Kyle is so pure and incorruptible that he deserves Heidi who can also do no wrong (note my sarcasm). They “deserve each other” for the sake of giving both characters a relationship and both are victims of Cartman’s abuse. Wendy is also a man-hating, straw feminist and complete trash, according to most Style (Stan and Kyle) fans, as she gets in the way of every fangirls gay fantasies. Oh, and Tweek and Craig were always totally gay for each other. It was never forced, and Kenny is a pansexual who low-key has the hots for Butters (who is secretly a trans gay person).
And if you ever disagree with the above headcanons and logic, then you are just a hater with too much sand in your vagina.
Note that most of these fans are obsessive INFP fangirls who love cosplay and secretly masturbate to erotic fan fiction about 10 year olds they have sexualized and “aged up” at their own convenience.
by LizaChumbalaya October 11, 2018
Get the South Parkmug. A large parking lot meant for carpooling. In the late afternoon or early evening you can find couples in the back seat of their cars fooling around! So, the next time you see a sign that says, "Park & Ride"..know that the ride is more fun!
I went to the Park & Ride with a hot guy to play...we got busted by the cops because we left the car running...
by MorningGlory73 January 25, 2009
Get the Park & Ridemug. 