The Office of the Epiphany

The bathroom

After dropping the kids off in the reflecting pool in The office of the Epiphany I had a revelation

by BDHN January 28, 2021

Sorry officer

Is when a grown man capitulates in the face of peer pressure and confirms his status as a beta male/ soft cock.

Alan : you should apologise to that police officer to get out of that speeding fine
Troy: sorry officer!
Alan : what the fuck did you do that for you soft cock.

Troy : don’t tell anybody.

Alan : I’ve got your back.

On work site later that day. Alan : guess what this soft cock said.

by Captain Pepe December 19, 2023

The Sheriff's Office

Sheriff's Offices are important.

And then there's the fact that it's a dichotomy. And then there's the Fencing Fencing.On the other hand, the Dad And the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) returned to The Sheriff's Office in time.

by CalebFromBlood1997 June 1, 2025

Strange Office

strange office is a group on instagram of 2 cousins named Kaitlyn and Jace who are just trying to make people laugh with youtube videos and funny posts

I STAN STRANGE OFFICE THEY ARE SO FUNNY

by will_the_wise.011 May 13, 2021

Post Officed

To be blamed for the incompetence or mistakes of others usually ending in reprimand or jail. Derived from the British Post Office scandal of 2023. Same context as “thrown under the bus”

“Tony totally Post Officed me today in front of the boss - probably get fired for it”

by PostmansHorizon January 20, 2024

office orrifice

A phrase used by managers / Co-owners to entice younger workers to join them in their office

Office orrifice is used in referral to every office having a guy who missed his true calling.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Office Rat

Office Rat is a derogatory term used to describe a corrupt politician or government worker

They elected a damn office rat!

by lanceryder April 10, 2024