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Megan

One magical day a Megan was born. One day, her prince will come. Until then she will dedicate her time to relentlessly shagging PPE students. A Megan can't help but enjoy making all the men she meets feel like they have tiny willies. It's not exactly a jam jar down there, but...
Male sexual partner: Wow, Megan, your vagina's massive!
Megan: No, you just have a tiny willy.
by Meloner June 18, 2019
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Megan harris

Stay away . A megan harris will destroy you .. eat your remains … simmer your soul on a stove … then try to feed your lifeless remains back to you . If a megan harris is ever connected to a nichole . Run !
Oh look here’s ma megan harris . Did you feel the air get colder around you ?
by Twentytwo November 22, 2021
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Megan

The biggest whore you’ll ever meet. She likes going for the younger men. She also loves talking shit on everyone even her roomies. Never trust a Megan.
Guy one: Did you hear that I hooked up with Megan the other day?
Guy two: No way! Same.
by Lolskskskandioop March 6, 2024
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megan defty

the slag of spenny and crook well known as the town bike of the north east
person one: you know megan defty?
person two: yeah why?
person one: no reason just wanted to ask cause u know she a slaggggggggggggggggg
by whitewolfblack September 18, 2022
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Megan

You are a megan
by UrBuddyFluffy November 15, 2021
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Megan

Red headed biatch who has major daddy issues so she hates men. Typically obsessed with creepy ass shit like horror films or paranormal stuff. Definitely emo or gothic.
by Uknowimrightbitch June 16, 2021
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Megan

A person who is secretly megamind but has a bigger heart then forehead, they're amazing in every way and put others before themselves, they stand up for you when you can't stand up for yourself and they show you things you wouldn't be able to seek on your own
Person1: have you seen Megan?

Person2: yeah! They went that way
Person1: thanks!
by I_seriously_need_a_life February 20, 2023
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