face cake

when receiving oral sex from a female, one ejaculates onto her face and she proceeds to light a cigarette without cleaning off the semen. while not necessary, it is encouraged to shout "happy birthday" whilst ejaculating. without cigarette, referred to simply as "icing" the cake.

My girlfriend ran out of menthols, so had to use one my smokes when I gave her her face cake last night.

by railgin October 1, 2012

Chocolate Cake

A cake made of chocolate flavor. Its very yummy for most people, but the haters prefer vanilla. Chocolate Cake defines life, and why we live it. It also contains the reason why man was put on Earth.

Dude, do the stuff.

Yea, the chocolate cake?
Yea Man! I got the money

by rockinskull October 26, 2015

cake-bakin'

(v.)
1. To invest quality time with one's significant other.
2. To happen, develop, or take place.
3. To alter so as to make a more favorable impression.

1.) Yo, you trying to roll through tonight? Nah, mang...I gotta do some cake-bakin' tonight with ol' girl.

or

2.) Where's Peebo? Maaaaan, that's fools cake-bakin'. Again?

by Mr. Big Frog July 28, 2006

Vag Cake

1. A very great vagina. 2.someone that is being a loser usually follows the word sandy

1. Dude, i cant wait to have Lauren's Vag cake.
2. Stop being such a sandy vag cake and so play some call of duty

by Chaotic43 August 27, 2008

Cake muffin

Pussy with frosting

I really want to lick your cake muffin

by Jobmo June 4, 2017

Slaughter cake

A slaughter cake is the feeling you get when you mow down a bunch of npcs in a video game in a short amount of time

Yo brian, what happened to those pedestrians?

I had a slaughter cake

by KentuckyFriedHumans April 28, 2020

serving cake

When his/her/your booty so big it be causing earthquakes. A butt or trait only thicc people or slim-thicc people can have.
Cake is referred to the ass.

"Damn Kayla's booty so big she be serving cake"

by Thotsqalore August 21, 2018