Table Licker

Phrase referring to someone so unable to refuse a dare, they are willing to do anything, including licking a dirty bar table

Don’t dare her to do that. She is such a table licker she might actually do it.

by HERX44 November 27, 2020

Mid table mandems

Chelsea F.C who are 10th (and a banter club)

The mid table mandems lost again what a suprise...

by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023

lucnh table

A table where a bunch of idiots sit at lunch, these people (guys) will have the stupidest conversations during lunch and are a really good friend group of about 7 people or so, there is two people always arguing (one of them is probably chubby) and everyone else just watches them, they most likely have a group chat where they house there shenanigans if anyone ever sees this group chat they will all go to jail

Did you see what he said in the lucnh table gc?
Lemme look
AHHHH

by Moldyhamsandwich November 22, 2023

The Table

The Table Gang was started on 16/11/21 and started to grow slowly over time. The Table support the LGBTQ+ community and offer a safe space for everyone.

I always find myself at The Table when I'm with my friends.

by Table Gang April 3, 2022

kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job

Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

hable table

when a woman gains a large amount of weight by sitting a table eating hables all day

dude, she's totally a hable table now

by gnik gnack May 22, 2019

The Big Round Table

The Table around which The Sociopathic CEO's, SVP's, VP's
with their JD's, CPA's, MBA's, and 4.0GPA's sit for their morning meeting to discuss how to Screw their Customers/Clients out of their money without having to do anything to earn it.

The Big Round Table where high level meetings are held at any large firm especially but not exclusively The Legal, Financial/Banking Companys.

Brewery Co. Meeting: VP says "Hey Guys if We add a gallon of water to every barrel of beer We could increase production 3% Nobody would be the wiser."

Bank CEO: I have an idea "If We tell customers what a great idea it would be to help them save by moving a dollar from savings to checking everytime they use the ATM they will think We are doing them a favor. Reality is it will make the checking account almost impossible to ballance so we can get those overdraft fees up."

by Jotojoe March 19, 2013