A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.
Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...
by TheManFromV June 4, 2017
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Get the Nar(t)cissist mug.This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.
In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its purest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.
After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
by Candyswrites January 3, 2020
Get the I can't coman go and kee mysef mug.This line is spoken by Dr. Rumack, played by Leslie Nielson, in the film Airplane!
In one of the film's most famous scenes, former pilot Ted Striker (Robert Hays) discovers that both the pilot and co-pilot of Trans American Flight 209 have succumbed to food poisoning. Dr. Rumack asks Striker if he can fly the plane and land it. Striker responds, "Surely you can't be serious," prompting Rumack to say, with a straight face, "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
In one of the film's most famous scenes, former pilot Ted Striker (Robert Hays) discovers that both the pilot and co-pilot of Trans American Flight 209 have succumbed to food poisoning. Dr. Rumack asks Striker if he can fly the plane and land it. Striker responds, "Surely you can't be serious," prompting Rumack to say, with a straight face, "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
Julia seen Sharlene at the party and thought she was Shirley, so she said “Hi, Shirley! Nice hairdo!”. However, Sharlene didn’t take it that well and slapped Julia in the face “Don’t call me Shirley!” she huffed and left.
by elixrramen July 23, 2020
Get the Don’t call me Shirley! mug.When you are so pathetic, and you can’t let go, and you bully somebody in the finally having a conversation with you, When it abruptly ends, this is all you can say
by Captain haha July 13, 2022
Get the Ah can’t cha stay mug.During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.
Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"
*intercourse advents*
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"
*intercourse advents*
by cumsquad January 8, 2023
Get the don't cum over spilled milk mug.When a Guy tells a Woman/girl the same thing over and over Again in hopes of talking to her or impress her, or just being a prick.
Example on discord:
"Hey what's Up did You hear That..-"
"YOU Already told me, i deadass Don't care lol"
Example on discord:
"Hey what's Up did You hear That..-"
"YOU Already told me, i deadass Don't care lol"
"Hey what's Up did You hear That..-"
"YOU Already told me, i deadass Don't care lol"
"I thought we where friends?"
"No we are just on The same server! Stop DM me also... I honestly deadass Don't care"
"YOU Already told me, i deadass Don't care lol"
"I thought we where friends?"
"No we are just on The same server! Stop DM me also... I honestly deadass Don't care"
by RKI kongen January 26, 2020
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