Swifted

When or talking to people (most girls) and they immediately fall for you your swifted

Dude I was talking to Halle and I said I have a mustang and she swifted on my ass

by Mr .smyth February 12, 2015

Swiftilis

Not to be confused with sifilis though very similar, when Taylor Swift has become such a part of your daily routine that it's almost an infectious addiction

life is all over now that he has caught swiftilis just to top of his raging sifilis

by Ballbags11 June 5, 2016

Switch night

The night straight males and their female partners reverse roles, resulting in the female penetrating the male

Im excited for switch night

by Blue dragon racing September 8, 2016

switch slapped

When you switch lanes because your lane is going slow but the new lane starts going even slower.

This can happen on the highway when you switch lanes, or at a store when you switch checkout lines.

Combination of b^*&( slapped and "switch."

Deal with it brizzle, you just gots switch slapped.

by Ae5Ea8 September 13, 2016

swift

swift in the meaning of its cool

"that dance move is swift "

by indie February 5, 2017

swiftoblivion

A guy that's all about the memes. Scratch that, he is the meme. An idiot in such a way that makes him seem witty when he's really not. Only makes jokes that makes sense when other people around him are funny cause he probably can't hold a conversation for 2 minutes by himself. Also, tends to spend too much of his time away from society to the point that the mailman questions whether he died the last time he came around. Probably shit at league and ex-csgo semipro.

Person 1: YOO DUDE, is that the MAN, the MYTH, the LEGEND HIMSELF, SWIFTOBLIVION?
Person 2: Uhh.. yeah i think so, isn't he that one guy that made that slightly amusing meme and outplay like a week ago?
Person 1: I think so yeah.
Person 2: Seems Legit.

by SwoftySwu August 7, 2017

Swifty

A person that is very good at basketball and gets bare pussy

You're a swifty.

by cloutgangshit September 22, 2017