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Strawberry Eclair 

After giving your girl a messy facial, wrap her head in plastic wrap. Then proceed to punching her square in the nose making it a bloody mess. Amazingly it looks like it's fresh from the bakery!
My bitch was back talking me so I quickly worked up some ball batter and delivered it to her eyes, throat and nose I sealed the deal with a tasty looking strawberry eclair.
Strawberry Eclair by BallBatter February 27, 2018

Strawberry Oreo’d 

When a company changes or discards a product ( like Strawberry Oreos or The new pepsi and coke, etc )
Oh man! Pepsi Strawberry Oreo’d their old recipe! Dang it.

Strawberry Nut

I sucked his soul out and got the strawberry nut.

Strawberry milkshake

When a guy cups inside a girl on her period and then she proceeds to let it drip out.
"Hey baby I know your on your period let me give you a strawberry milkshake."
"She was on her period so I busted in her and it came out like a strawberry milkshake"

Strawberry Moon 

When your girl is on her period and you reach into her pussy and grab a handful of her blood and smear it on her butt
my girl was pissing me off so i decided to strawberry moon her.

strawberry fareway 

A prostitute caught for speeding in golf cart on a major highway.
Donald Trump would flee the scene before ever be caught with a strawberry fareway.

Strawberry Noir 

Strawberry Noir is a small youtube who make Miraculous Ladybug fanfictions on her channel because she must not have anything better to fucking do. She is also just a small school girl though I am not sure if she is in 8 or 9th grade. She's never said anything. She wears one sexy fucking black and pink cat suit very similar to Chat Noir's suit. She is a complete psychopath and if you ever encounter her please fucking run the other way. You have NO idea what she is capable of.
Strawberry Noir is a Miraculous youtuber
Strawberry Noir by Miraculous! November 2, 2018