sensitive stoner

A person who smokes cannabis but likes to keep to themselves or prefers minimal external stimuli.

May have a bad high with others, overthinking and panic. Prefers a softer high and experience without harsh sounds or events.

“She’s a sensitive stoner, she’ll probably go home and watch tv and bundle up instead of going out.”

“I consider myself a sensitive stoner, I don’t like to get stoned with many people, I keep to myself and don’t like getting worked up with others high”.

sensitive stoner by MrZaza September 1, 2023

Pullin' A stoner 

When someone does something that is completely embarassing and scum-like. An act that any sane person would never do, but this person decides to commit the act because it would, "make for a great story."

I'm Pullin' a stoner tonight. I can't believe I'm going to hook up with that girl, she is 300 pounds and smells like fish.

Pullin' A stoner by scumfinder December 11, 2009

new age stoner

A younger individual that does not abide by the look and mantra/culture of the beatnik and is replaced with more normal American clothing, inovated tools, and strains. The outlook is an unconstrained critical thinker with goals of being a progressive Libertarian excelling in business,art, and human communication with the marijuana being only to be part of the experience not the entirety of the persons thoughts and actions.

“Dude, you rolled that joint in a second with that machine!”
“Yeah, It’s because im a new age stoner”

new age stoner by NomoreTommyChongs October 12, 2017

straight-edge stoner 

Someone who looks like they are on drugs but in reality has never done drugs before

Guy 1: hey you look high can I have some?
Guy 2: I'm a straight-edge stoner, I have never done drugs

straight-edge stoner by My aunt thinks I'm high June 19, 2023

angry stoner

young people who don't know how to handle their weed. will get annoyed or paranoid over little things and lash out or make mistakes during their high. will always want more and more bud, but cannot afford it because they are little commies and think capitalism is hiding under their bed. probably has a bad credit score and hops around from apartment complex to apartment complex after getting kicked out by management. annoying little bitches. will end up working at tj max when they are 80. loves to play victim and blame people for their own problems or shortcomings. may be into grunge and live in seattle.

Hey Bob who is that?
It's a angry stoner who moved in a few days ago. They will probably cause themselves lots of problems and self-destruct -- nothing to worry about.

angry stoner by CreampieMyBong June 24, 2011

douchey stoner 

a person (usually a guy) who smokes lots of weed, crappy weed, and has the traits of a douche bag and fronts; tries to act and dress ghetto even though he's from the 'burbs; refers to things/objects that he likes as "that's my sh*t!"; his eyes are rarely seen due to excessive squinting mixed with a non-intimidating "tough face"; can easily be beaten up and can be taken advantage of when it comes to paying for food/booze/weed; you'll smoke with him and he'll put on Bon Jovi; obsessed with keg-erators; wears hard-core sandals; uses cuss words excessively

Douchey stoner: "Are you watchin' Dunston Checks In? That movie's my sh*t "

Douchey stoner: "I love f*ckin chicks! Shit man, where's all the f*ckin' chicks motherf*cker?"

douchey stoner by ballsdeep112 August 2, 2011

no stoner 

See no homo, but in a sense, relating to marijuana/cannabis related things.

1) When you say something extremely ridiculous, as if it were an idea to be thought of when you were blitzed out of your skull.
2) Any ridiculous statement pertaining to use of marijuana.

1) "Let's go... get some horses... and gallop down this fucking driveway, dude... oh, no stoner."
2) "I'm smoking like 10 bowls. No stoner, though."

no stoner by SF Kid October 24, 2007