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Stoner

A person who usually takes a lot of drugs, especially marjiuana. And enjoys life more than most people.
Hey,you know that guy Nick...well he enjoys life more than most people! Stoner
by Stoner3883929263 December 14, 2014
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stoner puke

When one who smokes marijuana coughs so deeply that they induce their third gag reflex (right above the opening to your stomach inside of the esophagus ), and vomits.
If I smoke in the mornings, I will almost always stoner puke.
That girl totally stoner puked into that case of beer.
No you can't smoke with us because you usually end up stoner puking.
by Another Roxtar December 3, 2013
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Stoner boner

Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.
Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.
by Lillykins January 30, 2015
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stoner run

Any time you order delivery or carry out or you go somewhere to eat between the hours of 11:30 and 4:15
Craig and I went to Taco Bell for a stoner run last night.
by TheHarbringer July 12, 2015
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stoner peeve

Pet peeves that most stoners have
My number 1 stoner peeve has got to be Camp counselors. Inconsiderate smokers trying to blow my high.
by D-momoney July 14, 2015
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stoner

Stoner someone who smoke a lot of cannabis to open his mind. As a stoner i can say that you see everything from a different perspective when you're stoned. It's all natural, spiritual, positive vides. With my friends stoners each time we smoke we have different vibes, ideas and dreams. But we don't have a big sum of money or great power among society so we just can't make all of our dreams come true, dreams which would benefit the society from which we are rejected. Being a stoner is the best thing that ever happened in my life...
Friends: bla bla bla bla
Me: HEy look at the sky with all the stars
Friends: .........................(for about 1 minute then,) What a great view i can even see a plane which looks like 4 moving stars....
Me: That's a stoner
by Samy Black September 22, 2015
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stoner holes

holes in your clothes, that result from ashes from the cherry flying off the end of blunt, joint, spliff, etc.
i have stoner holes in my clothes, and aint got no weed
by quixotickane June 30, 2016
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