static07

Male with biggest cock alive

Mr. static07 himself!

by Kleptobabe February 1, 2004

whiz station

1. A place to urinate. 2. Usually a rest room or bathroom facility. 3. A place to deposit liquid waste.

John used the back seat of Sally's car as a whiz station. Boy was Sally pissed!

by JDHunter June 25, 2008

static2007

Kangaroo. Nothing else. Female, not male. Likes fire, shocking things and stabbing things. Has a living evil Jack plushie. Dont touch.

* Static2007 stabbies

by starkirby January 25, 2005

statish

a gay person who never came out of the closet but was caught in the act.

Man, i saw that statish last night boofing his lover.

by Jessica23932393 January 11, 2008

[static]

a word used when someone either says or does something repetitively to the point where the action or phrase is getting old (annoying).

Yo, static wit all dat shit.
Static, or imma bust a cap.

by T-Coles March 19, 2008

statistits

Checking if your vital statistics measure up.

I'm overall satisfied with my statistits.

by Hercolena Oliver May 5, 2008

Static Ear Bleed

A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.

Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?

Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.

by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009