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statasap

when you need to get somewhere/do something really fast. a mixture of STAT and ASAP.
I NEED TEN ORDERS OF CHICKEN FILLET STATASAP!
by iiheartkenny24897 May 22, 2009
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satancheese

The kind of cheese infused with the devil, any man or woman who consumes satancheese is instantly blessed with infinite power; awesome guitar shredding skills, a giant schlong and ice cold semen. Is also a type of weed.

Can be eaten, smoked or injected directly into your blood stream.
Dude wanna smoke some satancheese?
by chucklevision January 4, 2011
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Satan Smear

Opposite of "Devine Brown"; a shit which can not be wiped by conventional toilet paper-mediated methods. Often times followed by an insidious itch as the stomach acid erodes your asshole.
I ate my friends 3-day old indian food that he left on the counter and I had a Satan Smear for the next 3 days. Now my ass itches, because of the residual stomach acid left behind on my asshole because I couldn't wipe it because it kept seeping out
by satansmear May 3, 2011
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Satandemort

Someone who is so evil that the only way their evilness can be explained is by comparing them to be the spawn of Satan and Voldemort.
Chris: I hate babies and unicorns and flowers.
Joe: OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU SATANDEMORT?!
by GabiAndSeth October 18, 2011
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Satan

1. The instagram account that all middle school atheists go to hoping that it will be some inspirational stuff, but soon realize its just funny posts thaf they wouldn't have understood if not for school. 2. The devil
1. @satan is like the best account I've ever seen!

2. Catholic man talking to his kids, "Go do your homework or you'll get to slack around forever in hell with Satan!"
by I Don't Matter to You March 4, 2015
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satan dust

Satan Dust is anything that represents the essence of evil or what is considered to be unconventional or provocative. Dust is built up dead skin and particles of once living things; likewise Satan dust is what he gives of himself to this world.
These songs are Satan Dust because the lyrics are so ungodly.
by Esahc November 15, 2017
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Satan

A character that is usually depicted as evil but really deep down is a sensitive person.

He’s also Suddam Hussein’s lover.
Satan: Do you remember when you first got here? We used to talk all night long. Until the sun came up... We would just lie in bed and TALK.
Suddam Hussein: That's because I wanted to fuck you, dumbass! Now hows aboot you get those pants down!
by fuckyoudude January 24, 2018
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