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spunk fisting

A woman swallows a load then pukes the cum onto her fist and fists herself to get pregnant.
Greg's mom conceived by spunk fisting.
by Robert Paulson May 27, 2016
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Spunkasaur

Can also be defined as a "Spunkasaurus Rex"
If you aren't from Britain, you may be finding yourself asking "What is spunk?"
Spunk is semen
Spunking is the act of ejaculating

Okay, so now that you have the required information, let's begin.
Overall, the poor boy that is labelled as a Spunkasaur in school will be someone who has bragged to his friends about how he hand a wank or a wet dream over a girl at the school. However, this bragging could shortly backfire.
Once one of this boy's friends tells some other people, all hell will break loose.
This poor little boy will be the laughing stock of the entire school: people laughing at him or calling him harsh names such as Spunkasaur.
Eventually, the girl who the Spunkasaur had the wank or wet dream over will find out and this boy will be embarrassed as long as the other kids at his school become more mature and let him off the hook.
Did you hear about Jimmy and his dream over Nancy? What a Spunkasaurus Rex!
by Damp Socks June 29, 2016
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I’m going to spunk all over you
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Spunk Bubble

Spunk bubble is the spunk left in the end of a condom.
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Spunktard

A slur you use to call someone that failed no nut November
Dude did you here about James! He failed No nut november what a spunktard
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SpunksBob Jizzpants

Instead of cum on a cracker, but on a sponge. You and your friends jerk off onto a sponge and last one to ejaculate, gets the spunk drenched sponge wrung into their mouth.
Me and the bros did a SpunksBob JizzPants lol, Jason was the unlucky one.
by lancasterlool February 5, 2020
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spunktoberfest

A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.
Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
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