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Cat Sponge

When a person (mostly male) has bad aim and pees on the floor and, instead of grabbing a towel to clean it up, will call the cat and play with said cat in person's urine.
I missed the toilet this morning so I just cat sponged.
by BatNinja April 6, 2009
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SPONGE BOB

SPONGE BOB SQUAER PANTS, HE LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA ! !! ! !! ! !! ! !! !
"GOOD MORNING PATRICK" "HOWDY SQUIDWARD" "MR.CRABS ! MR.CRABS!" "LOVE SPONGE BOB"
by KMA&AEA October 14, 2011
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sponge nugget

a person who does not appreciate randomosity or creativity
if you do not appreciate this word that i made up, you are definitely a sponge nugget.
by Brenna June 17, 2004
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SpongeBob GangstaPants

1) A straight-up gangsta sponge ain't afraid to pop a cap in yo ass.

2) A sponge straight outta Compton.
Dayum! That sponge is GANGSTA!

Yeah, he's Spongebob GangstaPants!
by DD323 March 10, 2011
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sponge daddy

Someone who has an obsestion with spongebob porn
by Spongebob Daddy February 22, 2018
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Spongebob

Asian. Definitely asian. Yellow, can't drive, and knows karate.
Asian.
Hi spongebob! You're asian!
by Cinbadrio May 29, 2010
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Spongebob squarepants

A gay little fagit sponge who loves to rape patrick starr and give him blowjobs.He can't drive because hes always high on crack, and yet one time he got so horney with mr. crabs he took out is tiny sponge dick and burned it on the grill until the hornyness goes away then he'll go anel his snail,Gary with his ,tiny, burnt sponge penis
Spongebob Squarepants: "Oh Fuck Mr. crabs is sooooooo hot ....DAMN getting horney FUCK WHAT TO DO!!!! I know ill burn my tiny dick on the grill so im never horney again": Sponge bob is now burning his dick: Spongebob: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Later...
Spongebob:" NOOOOOO what have i done now i can never have sex with Pat anymore i need to get horney but how?.........I KNOW!! Gary come here"(Spongebob sticks his tiny burnt penis in garys poop hole

Spongebob: OHHHH FUUUCKKK YEHHH THAT FEELS GOOD GARY!!!!!!!!
Gary: mmeeeeoooowww(help!)
by Alpine11011 September 3, 2009
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