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split the wizard

When you win a chili cook off with armadillo meat and cinnamon rolls (Kansas specialty)
"Hey Mayra, how we gonna split the wizard here?"
by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018
mugGet the split the wizardmug.

split sleep

When you only got a few hours of sleep before going to work. Once you finished work you go back to sleep for a few hours. You split 6-7 hours of sleep into two sleep sessions.
It's 1039pm and I ready to party until the early morning because I got my split sleep. Lets get it!
by sxross1 July 3, 2012
mugGet the split sleepmug.

splitting my peas

a saying used when someone is very annoyed or in other words “triggered
shaniac is really splitting my peas at this moment with his shenanigans
by fizzabelle January 3, 2018
mugGet the splitting my peasmug.

Liquor split

Liquor split

When you lick a woman’s private part..
Would you like a liquor Split
by Being Jake July 2, 2022
mugGet the Liquor splitmug.

Split Basher

A derogatory trade term. Describing installer(s) of basic air conditioning split systems.

See also: “split bashing”

These types of systems are usually installed in a domestic dwelling and typically comprise one indoor and one outdoor unit, with interconnecting pipes and wiring. The term likely originated from the electrical equivalent known as “house bashing”

It insinuates that specific air conditioning engineers may lack understanding of the principles of refrigeration and other more complicated systems within the sector due to the simplicity and low risk involved with “split bashing” (installing small air conditioning systems).

An experienced “split basher” should be able to complete installation within one day and may see to conduct it with a laid back and optimistic “that’ll do” attitude, utilising only the minimum tools, equipment and effort necessary to get it to work. As a result, a true “bashed split” install may often look untidy or half finished and lack proper pipe and cable management systems.
Steve: “He’s another split basher. Doubt he knows anything about the vapour compression cycle. He probably thinks enthalpy is a feeing of compassion
by speedtoast July 7, 2020
mugGet the Split Bashermug.

Banana split

A sex act done in a threesome where one guy is getting a blow job (banana) and a rim job (split) at the same time.
I hooked up with twins last night. They didn't do anything with each other, but gave me a great banana split!
by Gerrold and Chauncey November 1, 2020
mugGet the Banana splitmug.

Split-lip

A Bungie-endorsed insult used to describe or insult the Sangheili (The Elites) from the Halo universe.
"Get the hell out of my armoury, split-lip!" - Master Gunnery Sergeant (Halo 2 on Easy or Normal difficulty)

"When are you going to start fighting split-lip?!" - Marine taunting an Elite (Halo 3)
by That One Scottish Guy April 8, 2025
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