Soggy Shoey

A competitive masturbation game in which multiple male participants race to ejaculate into a shoe. The final individual who fails to ejaculate must drink the ejaculatory contents of the shoe.

The name is a combination of the game 'Soggy Biscuit' - in which the participants ejaculate onto a digestive biscuit - and a 'Shoey' - where an individual drinks an alcoholic beverage from a shoe.

Andy: We're going to Zach's house this afternoon for some Soggy Shoey.

Steve: I've been practicing my premature ejaculation technique. I hope you're ready to eat my spunk from an ugg boot.

by Penguin Meat December 7, 2021

soggy door knob

Get a round door knob, cover it in Maple syrup. The girl then fucks herself with the door knob. The guy then scoops the maple syrup out of her Orifice, with his mouth, then puts it in a jar. Then uses the syrup on his pancakes while receiving head.

Can two guys give each other soggy door knobs?

by Bradj21345 November 19, 2017

Soggy Pussy

When a lady gets sexually aroused but nothing further happens. Female version of blue balls.

We were about to do it then I left, leaving her with a soggy pussy

by Buckingbronco May 12, 2024

Soggy Baby

The mix between a Mexican and a Caucasian. Can be called a Wet Cracker but Crackers when Wet are Soggy.

You two would make a beautiful Soggy Baby. He’ll never get deported.

by SizeableMonk950 December 15, 2018

soggy turd in the mud

*(similar to “stick in the mud” but even worse)*
someone who is a agony inducing pain in everyones ass and doesn’t question their own actions which made people hate them and also dosen’t bother to change it

miss stanley will write you a referral if you didn’t loop around the hallway which looping around the hallway is time consuming and can potentially make people late for their classes so which made act like a soggy turd in the mud to every student who was trying to get to class on time

by METALMULISHASOLDIER_2010 February 19, 2024

soggy cereals

Act of eating cereals from the anal cavity of an other person.

- Dude, I'd eat soggy cereals all day long with that milf.
- What's that ?
- Go see soggycereals.com and enjoy.

by teddybrown September 29, 2017

Soggy tits

Slang term describing a state in which "tits" (breasts) are soggy.

"Damn she got some soggy tits!"

by David tikertefenhof August 31, 2021