A Sneaky Finger is a life or death situation where the victim/friend/stranger has to have a a finger inserted into them for safety.
The only acceptable time to sneak a finger into a friend/stranger/victim is when they have gone a bit limp (possibly due to large quantities of CBD / THC / AlCOHOL Consumption
but their flatulence is horrendous and their breathing is weak.
Therefore having no cork to hand a finger is the right tool in this emergency
to ensure their safety breathing wise, as their gasses re enter the lungs directionally upward.
Additionally it has been established that there is a difference between consent (to the right) and rape (to the left.) It's Sneaky (in the middle) as it is neither consensual or not , but necessary in this application.
The only acceptable time to sneak a finger into a friend/stranger/victim is when they have gone a bit limp (possibly due to large quantities of CBD / THC / AlCOHOL Consumption
but their flatulence is horrendous and their breathing is weak.
Therefore having no cork to hand a finger is the right tool in this emergency
to ensure their safety breathing wise, as their gasses re enter the lungs directionally upward.
Additionally it has been established that there is a difference between consent (to the right) and rape (to the left.) It's Sneaky (in the middle) as it is neither consensual or not , but necessary in this application.
by Sneaky Finger July 21, 2022
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Typical Chad: Yo did you hook up with Brittney again last night?
Unfortunate Brad: Nah man, this time the bitch hit me with the sneaky icecube. Couldn't get hard the whole rest of the night.
Unfortunate Brad: Nah man, this time the bitch hit me with the sneaky icecube. Couldn't get hard the whole rest of the night.
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When someone steals your watch right in front of your face.
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"Shit! that escaped convict hit me on the head from behind, stole my watch, and was gay and took my girlfriend....with her consent. He sure was devious and sneaky."
by Chronny December 25, 2007
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Get the sneaky lynx mug.The act of pulling a peers pants down halfway, then shifting your anus above their undergarments and begin defficating. After you are done: pull the pants to their original upright position.
Mickey: Hey Paul, last time I gave Ryan the Sneaky Brown-Pig, I got sent home from the office.
Paul: Well Mickey, he even told you that was his last pair of slacks..
Paul: Well Mickey, he even told you that was his last pair of slacks..
by Willywanker November 26, 2013
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