Terd sandwich

A piece of poop inside two slices of bread.

Sticking your wang in between a piece of poop.

"Did you just bet Jeff 100 dollars to eat that terd sandwich?" asked Randy.

"Your mom likes it when im the dick in her terd sandwich," said Chirs.

by Bobbert October 10, 2005

The sandwich chef

The Sandwich Chef knows all and sees all; he is made of omnipotence and win. He is a judge and arbiter of all things who may be called down by a /b/tard in order to determine what two ingredients a post or image is made from. He is also known as The Sandwich Guy.

"WTF is that?"

"Let's ask the Sandwich Chef!"

"Hey Sandwich Chef! What is that?"

S.C.= "This is an ass sandwich. It is made of ass and poo."

"Jesus Christ! It's a lion! Get in the car!"

by The guy who did it for the lulz April 30, 2008

Alabama Sparkle Sandwich

An Alabama Sparkle Sandwich is a sensuous act that involves one person fucking another person's ass to oblivion, then pouring Pop Rocks into the gaping rectum. After that, they eat out the asshole and try to get as many of the Pop Rocks' tingly mouth orgasms as they can.

Brett: Hey man, let's go over to Laura's house.
Ryan: Man that bitch always be trippin'
Brett: Yeah but I hear the girls are serving up some Alabama Sparkle Sandwiches over there...
Ryan: OHHH NIGGA HELLLLSS YEAH!!

by Nyquil Grober November 19, 2011

slow sandwich

when you are driving with two lanes going the same way and in both lanes there is someone going really slow and you can't pass on either side.

Bob: Sir I'm sorry I'm late i was in the middle of a slow sandwich and i couldn't pass on either side

Sir: It's okay cause those really suck

by Spyder0003 April 26, 2009

Tuna Cum Sandwich

When a guy cums in a girls fishy smelling pussy and then eats her out.

Omg, I got so drunk last night i gave that stripper a Tuna Cum Sandwich!!!!!!!!

by Dutchovenator August 7, 2012

peanut butter and jelly sandwich

The best meal in America. Invented by Christopher Colombus and his band of merry thieves. While that may or may not be true, I love PB and J.

I want something awesome. I'll have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

by Harold Kyle April 27, 2004

Nipple Sandwich

When a womans Breasts are so large that she can touch her nipples together so that they meet "Face to Face". Then all thats left is for you to put your meat in between and ride em til you get mayonaise!

My girlfriends still trying to clean up after that nipple sandwich last night

by The White Wookie September 14, 2006