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josiah and samantha

Josiah is a hot loving man, and loves sports and family. If you know a Josiah don’t let him slip away. Samantha is a sexy woman. She has so many friends, and sticks up for everyone. She is so kind, but she is so hard on herself. Together they are the best couple ever.
Hey, did you see Josiah and Samantha today they had a connection out of this world!

Josiah and Samantha were meant to be!
by Mammatha May 15, 2018
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Dusty Funky Samantha

This stupid whore you met on the street who walked all the way from the desert in the middle east to the other side in the world, She is covered in so much dust that not even the almighty Rusty Dusty has matching power to her.
Him: jesus fucking christ what kinda creature is that over there maite?

Me: that's some fat whore called Dusty Funky Samantha mane
by Undead Shiteson May 15, 2022
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National Kiss Samantha Alot Day

April 3rd is national kiss Samantha a lot day. If you don't give Samantha a bunch of kisses you are breaking the law and will therefore become arrested. Don't break the law today. Give your local Samantha a ton of kisses or they may perish by midnight.
"Happy National Kiss Samantha Alot Day!! *Mwuah mwuah mwuah mwuah😘😘😘😘* I don't want to go to jail so *kiss kiss kiss 😙😙😙*"
by MayRain April 3, 2023
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Michael vs Samantha

Michael and Samantha have an amazing and blessed relationship! Their love is strong! Ideal couple! But she definitely loves harder in the end!
Man do you see how much Michael loves Samantha? But Samantha loves harder! But it's Michael vs Samantha loving hard together
by JustMe187414 May 8, 2024
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