The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822 

In the years prior to 1822, squirrels were really busy fornicating and doing experimental drugs. This was a time that can roughly be equated to the 60's in America. Well-fare was none existent in that time and the squirrels had so many bastard babies that they couldn't feed them all. The squirrels, after realizing their mistake, took to the streets and overwhelmed the cities. People were mauled and clawed to death to sate the needs of the squirrel population. Upon receiving the news, the U.N. convened, formed a plan and developed an experimental new weapon. Taking back key areas and using the newly developed Shotgun, humans were able to turn the tide and restore the squirrel population to defeatable numbers. A treaty was signed in the year 1823, but the effects of The Great Squirrel Stampede are still felt today.

"Dad, is it true that some men had their nuts gnawed off during The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822?"

"Get the shotgun, Jimmy! Those squirrely fucks are stampeding again! I hope it's not a repeat of The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822."

The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822 by ChodeRash January 14, 2015

pixel squirrel 

Anyone in the graphic design, 3D-imaging or animation industry. Those who work with pixels on programs such as 3D-max, Maya or Auto-Cad. Seldom the social butterflies, they are happiest when fondling 'pixels'.

The pixel squirrel who designed my house did a real good job.

pixel squirrel by Dayle May 12, 2006

Super Squirrel 

1.An extremely idotic open person who dedicated their life to humiliate themselves to see who would vote for them.

2.A Squirrel with a cape flying through the air trying to save the planet's nuts from going into extinction.

With a green cape tied around his neck with jeans and a yellow t-shirt, the Super Squirrel shouted these word while jumping onto a cafateria table "SUPER SQUIRREL FOR PRESIDENT!!! VOTE FOR ME!!!"

"Look mommy Super Squirrel saved daddy's nuts from your vicegrip"

Super Squirrel by lovemaster13 January 5, 2009

grease squirrel 

A socially akward fool, who is prone to putting a variety lipids (fatty oils) into his/her hair. Beware these grease squirrels they tattle on their friends, and stalk those who do not ward them off when they first meet them. More often than not they have b.o. and like ketchup.

Hey RJ, that grease squirrel thinks he has t1 armor on and wants to have a gun fight with his mayonnaise gun.

That grease squirrel took his hairy sack of potatoes he calls a girlfriend to the park to eat her bloody taco.

I saw that grease squirrel put butter in his hair again, while he was eating a frozen apple pie.

grease squirrel by Letum1984 October 22, 2009

Under squirrel 

It is a better and funnier word for underscore. It was created by an accident while in class. Now the word just sticks. so when you go to push the dash button, it is now referred to as the under squirrel button.

A: where is the dash button
E: it is the same button as the under squirrel button lol

Under squirrel by Anglez333 December 14, 2011

Electric squirrel 

A squirrel that is electrified on a wire. This usually indicates that the squirrel is stupid or unlucky. Calling someone an electric squirrel can cause pain that lasts decades.

I was so mad at my brother that I called him an electric squirrel.

Electric squirrel by BeachTSLwater September 16, 2018

to squirrel 

the verb "to squirrel" means to put your testicles in another person's mouth completely, making that person look like a squirrel with a mouth full of nuts.

testicles in the mouth

I thought her to squirrel.
She or he gave me a squirrel last night.

to squirrel by Uvatav Ekim January 16, 2020