Smelley Kelley

A Smelley Kelley, is someone who frequently stinks, and lacks a total "non-neaderthal" sense of hygeine without any sign of acknowledgement. A Smelley Kelley can be a male or female. Symptoms of being a smelley kelley: gross shit on teeth, and a smelly crouch. Smelley Kelleys oftenly are broke, and like shitty music like, Nickleback.

Anthony, that ginger, is a Smelley Kelley. I stayed with him all weekend. He never once brushed his teeth, or even had a toothbrush.

by Parsley Noel Smitz June 22, 2009

smell of fish

When you eating it out and you have a wiff of her vagina

Dude the smell of fish on her vagina when I got down

by Theanonymousfishingguy April 24, 2015

Sells

Drugs being sold.

I have to make my sells early tomorrow so imma go to sleep

by Chynnaa November 21, 2019

You-Smellcome

A clever way to reply to Stank-you-very-much. Can be used as a comeback insult.

Woman1- Your such a dumb-ass

Woman 2- Stank-you-very-much Woman 1.

Woman1- You-smellcome dumb-ass.

by thtswathsesaid09 August 8, 2009

the smell of want

the whiff of lust from two teenagers, usually in a enclosed space as the giggle through the small talk

"sure the smell of want in that tent hit me like a wet sock"

by howayaheyha August 23, 2016

fart smella

when you smell FART!!

you ain't a smart fella you a fart smella!!!!

by johngreenballs February 9, 2022

yer da sells Avon

A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.” Avon was a cosmetics company that operates like a pyramid scheme, though it is completely possible to be an Avon lady (or an Avon man in this case) and make a profit the legitimate way without recruiting new members.

Aw fuck off mate yer da sells Avon

by cutesy pastel living doll August 9, 2018