John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
Get the I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your fartsmug. by podemb December 19, 2023
Get the smell gregmug. A common phrase said when it is snowing outside, typically said in southern states (where people don't actually smell moose)
(Guy1)"Hey man, I smell a moose!"
(Guy2 reply)"Get all the milk, eggs, and bread you can! They are callin' for a half inch tonight!"
(Guy2 reply)"Get all the milk, eggs, and bread you can! They are callin' for a half inch tonight!"
by ILoveYouMeghan-WBM February 18, 2015
Get the i smell a moosemug. by picksvr April 6, 2025
Get the Standi smellsmug. 
when your mom smell good mannnnnn
by tartastan February 9, 2021
Get the mommy you smell goodmug. Quite literally somebody who smells like piss and is pathetic. Often also has greasy hair, a pathetic voice and uses comebacks such as fat, to try and make themselves feel better for being so pathetic.
by OdoriferousBroccoli September 29, 2017
Get the piss smelling personmug.