simplist

Doing it the easiest way possible, keep it simple Stupid KISS METHOD. No unnecessary steps to be taken i.e., gift cards instead of looking for the perfect gift that’s not perfection or perfect let them pick it out. Eliminate stress from your life due to unnecessary decisions, issues, concerns.

Simplist : I buy gift cards to make it easy for me

by Bunt Jones December 24, 2019

More free than a sample at costco

Your literary garbage at a game just turn the system off

mike: *gets killed*
Justin: your more free than a sample at costco

by Ps4 wont work February 6, 2021

Sample

The abbreviated form of the Phish song Sample in a Jar from the Hoist album. This is one of the few Phish songs that god legitimate airplay. It is a classic, though simple.

The binding belt enclosing me, a Sample in a Jar.

by Zachée Elliée September 22, 2005

shimple

the pimples you get sometimes when you shave your pubic hairs.

fuck dude i got like five shimples from shaving my pubes last night! now denise is gonna think i have fuckin herpes!

by Mac Kev July 5, 2007

Sampler

When approaching a lady, or dude, offer them a sampler. This is comprised of no more than 5 sexual activites, without penetration, lasting no more than 30 seconds each. It is a small taste of what you consider to be your best maneuvers.

I like that guy, maybe he could give me a sampler. -or- Lemme get a sampler.

by Christine Jeremy December 24, 2008

simpderace v2

the funniest girl on insta she is cool and hilarious and not unfunny.

the funniest girl on insta she is cool and hilarious and not unfunny.

have you listened to "THE BAK" by SSJ9K? Yes, I have! It was posted on simpderace v2 on instagram

by simpderace December 27, 2020

simplemadness

LJ user who wears a cowboy hat, also known to run by various aliases including "guy in the cowboy hat"

Look! There's simplemadness! Hey, and there is simplemadness's Cowboy hat.

Yes, thats him, the guy in the cowboy hat!

by Jack the ripper May 3, 2004