Shootspa

The event of having sperm ejected out of the asshole propeled by way of a flatuent. This occurs after anal sex, that included ejaculation in the anus. The name is derived from the resemblence of the act to that of a natural water geyser, like old faithful, mixed with the hit Clash song Rock the Casbah.

For me the climax of the porn was when the randomly cut to the Shootspa scene

by DaBoy January 28, 2008

National kill your short friend day

today kill any one of ur friends that’s under 5’3

A: look it’s B!
C: so?
A: *kills B*
C: why would u do that wtf
A: no it’s ok it’s National kill your short friend day

by shortpeopleproblems October 5, 2020

Short Hills

After seeing all of the negative press for Short Hills, I feel that, as a resident, there should be an unbiased, neutral opinion that contains fact, as opposed to fiction, about the town itself, not the people whom are targeted by these negative diatribes. Short Hills is one of the wealthiest towns in New Jersey. According to Forbes' 500 Most Expensive Zip Codes of 2006, Short Hills was ranked 5th overall in NJ behind Alpine, New Vernon, Mantoloking and Stone Harbor. The town also was ranked 66h overall, ahead of almost all of the affluent communities in Fairfield county, CT (Only Riverside, New Cannan and Greenwich placed higher). Many of the town's residents are Investment Bankers, Doctors, Laywers and members of other well-respected, fairly well paid professions. There are two majors draws to living in Short Hills. The first draw is the town's proximety to New York City. Along with Millburn, Summit, Madison, Chatham, Maplewood and South Orange, Short Hills acts as a Bedroom community for many commuters. All of the afforementioned towns are connected to NYC via the Morris and Essex Line on NJTransit and have direct service to New York City's Penn Station as well as Hoboken's train station, which provide access to NYC through the Path Train system and both the Financial District and Wall Street bound ferries. The other key reason why Short Hills has such drawing power is that the school system is considered to be one of the best in the nation, ranked 181st according to Newsweeks' 2006 top 1200 high schools publication. According to the same publication, when compared to other schools in New Jersey, the school system was ranked 6th. As a point of refference, Newsweeks' top 1200 list is based around the top 5% of public schools in the nation. Short Hills is also known for its mall, home to many of the upscale merchants that have residences on Fifth Avenue in NYC.

Short Hills is an affluent, bedroom community in New Jersey.

by Unbiased and unopinionated June 17, 2006

Miami Shores

-A medium sized suburb located right outside of Downtown Miami, Aventura,Miami Beach, North Miami Beach,South beach,and Ft Lauderdale. Basically its where all the crazy fuckers from the surrounding South Florida party hotspots decide to settle down and have a family and kids.
-Home to THE golf course (GC babyyy!), crappy schools like DCS, The Rec center, BK, and every drug you could possibly want.
- Suburb where it is common place for groups of teens to sneak out late at night to drink and smoke where ever the fuck they please
-The REAL miami suburb
-The place all the Biscayne Park kids wished they lived

Timmy: Yo bro my buddies are having a getty down in miami shores at some empty house
Jon: Is there going to be alcohol and drugs?
Timmy: Dude, i said it was in Miami shores...
John: Oh Yea

Sam: Damn dude i really want to drink some nasty ghetto Mickeys, smoke some chronic ass weed with chill people then have to run from the cops...

Tony: Yo we can just go to The Shores!

by Noah-Fo-Sho a December 16, 2008

Too Short

A Great rapper who created the song,Fuck My Car!

Now wetha on the strip or in the bar,
If ya put your mind to it ya might get far
n need to be aplaya or a supa star
she ain't tripin on you she'dratha fuck ya car!!!

by gizzie April 1, 2003

Shortstack

1.A short female (shorter than 5 foot 5 inches )with either a big chest or big ass and sometimes both ,that you want to fuck

Person1:Damn you saw the shortstack at the Walmart?
Person1:yep she has an big ass for the height of a kid

by 69420funny October 31, 2020

two fries short of a happy meal

A little slow on the uptake. One who is almost smart but yet, not quite.
Crazy or stupid.
One who takes a great nation and deep sixes it into oblivion.

The current president George W. is two fries short of a happy meal! Seriously!!

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006