A fabricated type of pseudohistory that is typically created and shared with others in some kind of public forum—often seen as a form of shit posting somewhere on the internet. The creation of the pseudo history shitpost—or shistory—is typically intended for humor, internet trolling, misleading a group of people, or to shed light on a particular subject (or a combination of these intents).
Mark: "Hey Ashley! How great was that shistory lesson Ms. Howard gave us about the battalion in the Civil War that rode grizzly bears instead of horses?!?"
Ashley: "It was hilarious! I had no idea where she was going with it either, but boy did she fool us!"
Ashley: "It was hilarious! I had no idea where she was going with it either, but boy did she fool us!"
by YeezusLives August 31, 2016
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n. (proper) A social media platform designed for those with an IQ of 70, and which confines broadcasts to 140 characters. Erroneously known as "Twitter".
n. (proper) A social media platform designed for those with an IQ of 70, and which confines broadcasts to 140 characters. Erroneously known as "Twitter".
"Where's John?"
"Just gone to the shitter."
"HEY DO YOU USE TWITTER?????"
"You mean, Shitter, right?"
"Just gone to the shitter."
"HEY DO YOU USE TWITTER?????"
"You mean, Shitter, right?"
by Anti Twitter June 12, 2017
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by Turdleonthetile October 11, 2017
Get the Shiteruption mug.A person who lives with his mom's boyfriend and drinks all their beer. A person who has go to hookers cause they are socially ackward. A shitter is the cheapest type of person their is. They drive a girl truck and smoke crack with or fellow shitters. Shitter are users and useless even to do basic work. They are just the scum of the earth.
by Captainstinksack October 13, 2017
Get the Shitter mug.A Shifter is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy simleys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbour, he would be a real SHIFTER!
Annoying yuppie neighbour: "For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I´m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new phone, I bought it last week for $ 1.800!
Shifter: "Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price."
Annoying yuppie neighbor: "Damn Shifter..."
Shifter: "Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price."
Annoying yuppie neighbor: "Damn Shifter..."
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