Salty Pickle

when u get get vomit,feces,and a pickle and mix it all up, then u freeze and sare with ur mate and barf into eachothers mouths until their is no more vomit

me and my girl shared a salty pickle last night

by nicenice6969 October 17, 2011

Salty Ham

Ham that was prepared by a woman who would salt fish from the dead sea.

Your fag son isn't bringing any salty ham into this house!

by Dylar February 13, 2009

salty susan

Someone who constantly or easily gets angry or offended when things don't go their way. Somewhat the same as a Negative Nancy....or butt hurt Becky.

Chick 1- "Man she sure is being such a salty Susan!

Chick 2-" Yea she is, She could turn a freshwater lake into the Dead Sea!"

Chick 1-"Yea, she totally could!"

by CammiS09 January 15, 2016

salty savage

An angry savage

Happy birthday ya salty savage

by Salty savage May 2, 2016

Salty steamer

A salty steamer occurs during sex when you take a big steamy shit on your partners chest and sprinkle it with a little salt to add a more robust flavor.

Chris Brown gave Rihanna a nice salty steamer on one of their dates.

by RustyOnRye October 23, 2017

salty doorknob

When one sticks a door knob in their ass, does a kartwheel to open the door.
Making the door a salty door knob

My hands were full so I did a salty doorknob to open it.

by noahsmith33 July 4, 2016

Salty Pants

To be uncomfortable in your trousers.....like having "salt in your pants".

What's up with homeboy? He's acting a fool, like he's got "SALTY PANTS!?"

by J. Wiles June 25, 2006