to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

Salt

Used when one is hurt, blown, or disappointed.
Because salt burns and stings.

-Oh man, I left my cellphone back at the mall!
-HAHA, you're salt!

by NDuvONur April 16, 2010

salt sausage

meaning that a woman shakes salt on the partners penis giving a scratching feeling during intercourse

one night I gave my boyfriend a salt sausage, it gave me vagal scratches

by R-LACK January 9, 2010

Salted the Dash

When a person attempts to have sexual intercourse with a jar of Mrs. Dash and ejaculates into it.

Phrase originates from Michael Ian Black's Twitter.

Yeah, I Salted the Dash. She was begging for it. That bitch wanted salt all over her . Then I licked it off her like a bull mastiff.

by tombot5000 September 23, 2010

Salting the land

The destruction of a womens vagina due to having to much sex

Hey dude I am totally going to reck the girl.
Dude to late she has been salting the land for awhile
Damn on to the next chick

by Saltingyourland July 12, 2010

pimp salted

making the jesture of sprinkling salt on another human being for being just to lame or ignorant

"man i banged my girl friend so good today, it was for a whole seven minutes" = pimp salted

by Los papi May 21, 2011

salt

It is used like Cash, as in, money like if a 3-point shot is good you say "oh money" and if you tell someone something, like you just call them out on something, and you can tell they are feeling salty or a salt factory then you can just "salt"

Dude, she told me you've never fucked before. Oh, Salt.

by Bleeding gums murphy April 25, 2005