30 second rule

Taking 30 seconds to think before you say anything, because 99% of what you say right away is stupid.

This is most commonly used in the World of Warcraft.

"Raloth, 30 second rule!!!"

"Shut up Raloth, 30 second rule!"

by Valjean October 28, 2008

The Troll Rule

An up and coming alternative to the naked lap for those who get skunked in beer pong. Should a player not make single cup in a game, he or she must sit under the table for the entirety of the next game in shame.

Joel did not make a single cup, according to The Troll Rule, he must now get under the table in shame.

by ervans August 19, 2011

Rule 34

If it exsists, there is a porn of it, if there isn't there will be, there is NO exception to this rule as of now.

You cannot be 100% specific about this rule.

I saw a rule 34 of Scooby Doo - Correct.
I saw a rule 34 of Micky Mouse and Optimus Prime - Wrong.
(Please note, since I have suggested the second example, it is now being worked on by Insane Japanese Hentai Anmiation Artists)

by Abokasee June 14, 2008

Rule #357

Rule #357: No newbie (newbie is defined as anyone employed less than 6 months) shall send out a global email. This will prevent his inevitable embarrassment of sending information that everyone, but him, already knows.

All,
The internet is down!
thanks
Dan

This example is a very generic example of a newbie breaking Rule #357

by Joekelli December 24, 2008

Ja Rule

A little rat. Look at his rat-face when he laughs.

Fuck Ja Rule

by biatch November 23, 2003

Ja Rule

A wannabe rapper who is rumored to take it up the ass from his barber.

50 Cent owns this little beyotch, and there ain't nothin Louis Farrakhan can say to change that shit.

by Uncle Funkalunkel November 18, 2003

rule 102

no matter how many remakes there are of the original, no matter how good the remake is, the original is the best.

This works for both the internet and real life.

dude: Yo, did you get MW2.
Dude2: yo, rule 102.
dude: You suck.

by UnderageO.D. October 30, 2009