Beltran Rod

A walking tape-recorder with small wee-wee.

Beltran Rod couldn't satisfy me last night, so I bought a toy from Adam & Eve.

by VFA-75 July 14, 2022

Drench Rod

The end result of double drenching. Usually a high amount of this object shows higher status.

"Should we invite Paul to our Party?"
"No way! He only has one drench rod!"

by TheDrencher January 17, 2025

Rod Eiron

A guy who is cool and gets girls.

"Hey Rod Eiron is a cool guy!"

'Yeah he is!"

by Internet cookies February 16, 2022

Rusty Rod

When you are giving it to your girl during shark week and she decides to pull it out and put it in her mouth.

Bro, I was slamming that tinder hoe last night and she totally gave me a rusty rod!

by Th3OriginalOn3 June 23, 2018

rod

Long, hard straight instrument, used for various reasons. Some being penetration others being complete and total pleasure.

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

Shove that rod deep inside me.

by The wenis master October 26, 2017

Chocolate covered rod

When you have anal sex with a girl right after they take a dumb and when you take your penis out, the girl licks the poop off of it.

Last night Jenny had a chocolate covered rod!

After i banged her in the ass, i made her like my chocolate covered rod!

by Halasheek Muhhammad October 8, 2009

Chilean rod decimator

The act of making someone’s butthole cold and then using your warm penis to penetrate

Jimmy: Uncle why are you using the Chilean rod decimator!
Uncle: I’m sorry, I just have some serious mental issues

by Moooooooomeow June 11, 2025