Rotten robbies

A chain of gas stations/convenience stores located mostly in the sobay/san Jose area. There are 35 stores in the Bay area
Rotten robbies is headquartered in Santa Clara. CA

Meet me at the rotten robbies on kiely and we'll drive up to big basin and go hiking.

by 4realazitgits March 25, 2021

Highway Robbery

When you and the boys steal the entire highway for kicks.

“It’s Friday, that means it’s Highway Robbery Night”

“Alright boys, take all the asphalt you can find”

by Despair waffles April 4, 2021

Queef Robber

The act of using one's own urethra without consent to forcefully deprive a woman of her vaginal flatulence.

Homeboy: "Yo man, I heard around town they've been calling you the... Queef Robber?"
Queef Robber: "Damn strait homie, ain't nobody queefing on me so I jack that shit!"
Homeboy: "Uh-huh... so what happens with the stolen queef?"
Queef Robber: "Use it how I see fit, you know like penis fart in some chicks mouth or blow dick bubbles in the bath tub."
Homeboy: "The f*ck... you got issues."

by Maxdout May 12, 2021

Swap-Robbed

The act of someone taking something from you without your knowledge and swapping out something of equal value or greater

"hey homie let me get that gun off you?" YOU:"Nah bro it ain't for sale"

Reaching for your gun and hour later....

"I don't f****** sell drugs" no Gun lots of drugs
" Yo homie you got Swap-Robbed" 😆😆

by Gr8fuldev May 18, 2021

Getting Robbed

When someone named Robert sticks their fingers in the anus of an unsuspecting victim, and leads them around like a puppet while spitting tobacco juice on the back of their head…Used to establish dominance or create humiliation

‘Help I’m getting robbed!’

‘She lost all respect for her husband when she found out another man robbed him.’

by CreakingTom October 14, 2021

painter robbie

Loves eating hair and drinking Budweiser. Smells of paints and cigarettes. Delicious

Let’s get Painter Robbied tonight!

by SumJ17 November 30, 2021

bank robbery

A beggar walk into a bank asking for free money, If u dont give it ur done.

A guy do a bank robbery and polices dont do shit about it

by missingno_kekw March 6, 2022