small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023

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Roasted haunch

The most tastiest thing in Conan exiles you’ll ever eat

“Hey pass the salt for the roasted haunch.”

by Meatballism July 09, 2023

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roasted cracker

Black on white sex

That cracker and that nigger were fucken roasted crackers

by Roasted cracker February 01, 2018

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Mississippi Pot Roast

An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.

"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"

by A Flaky Bitch September 07, 2023

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