Roasted haunch

The most tastiest thing in Conan exiles you’ll ever eat

“Hey pass the salt for the roasted haunch.”

by Meatballism July 8, 2023

Roast Rump

A girl with a huge nice booty ;)

Yo you see dat juicy roast rump on dat girl mmm.

by DaRoastRump February 25, 2015

gravy on your roast

Ejaculation on a male/females arse

Im going to put my gravy on your roast

by GhettoChildrensSexEducation May 24, 2017

Roasted

Roasted: (adjective) Act of being financially ripped to pieces, shredded, bankrupted, prone to accepting handouts, usually due to a poor financial choice.

I was short the DOW on the day it went up 350 points, needless to say I got roasted and am looking for a job tomorrow.

by JamesBrrando February 21, 2010

Rump Roasted

When your rizzy sigma grandchildren put on you seat heater in the Shrek mobile and you burn your gyatt to the point where it turns into charcoal (yes you are made out of wood)

“AHHH MY ASS IS BURNING WHO DID THIS, I’VE BEEN RUMP ROASTED!!!!!!”

by Number one Shrek Stan 69 July 26, 2024

roast goals

BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.

My roast
Roast goals

by It's Harambe November 27, 2016

Big Pot Roast Energy

Energy one might exude when they are described as being far more than just a "snacc"

Person A: Wow she ain't just a snacc, she's the whole meal!
Person B: That's some Big Pot Roast Energy she's got there.

by Basket of Cranberries December 7, 2019